Waiting for the Last Gasp – Adam Overland

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An excruciatingly beautiful day
Jan. 5-7 – I high-fived a guy
Nothing burns as bright with the spirit of Christmas as a desiccated Douglas fir on fire
The toilet cleans itself
The reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated
Ask a financial advisor who is sick of your shit
I live on a busy street
I caught my wife in bed with the Dish Network guy and she tried to pawn it off as necessary to achieve a monthly discount
My love is a banned book
The gifts of a garden
So go on, ask your doctor if naps are right for you
Call the paramedogs
Bud Light rebrands as BUD MIGHT
A lazy, unimaginative wish
The World Wide Boob Web turns 30
The first fart
Put me in a burlap sack when I die
That dog is better than me at running
Getting by on beanwiches
We drank a lot of powdered milk growing up
The inedible pinecone of failure
The history of poking things
The beast just kept on coming
Surrender — to the world’s wonder, ready as it comes
Sea pork is a thing